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Michael Kinkor's avatar

You know, every time I see the all caps comments Greg makes....I imagine a guy standing half-naked on a mountain with a megaphone and a barrel of scotch, yelling whatever the comment said. I'm glad that image isn't too far off.

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Greg Dunaway's avatar

FAIR

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Craig Stadler's avatar

Watching the Coyotes you need to smoke alot of pot. Thus sounds like the perfect business for fans of this team.

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Shad's avatar

Greg coming off the top rope early on to set the tone, gotta love it!

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David Cosand's avatar

Way to set the tone early, Greg. On the Couch needs to play like this for a full 60. Also, I want in on the subscribers only burrito and beer delivery service.

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Greg Dunaway's avatar

CRAIG'S CUSTOMER SERVICE REP HAS YET TO ACKNOWLEDGE RECEIPT OF MY BEER AND BURRITO REQUEST.

DEVELOPING STORY. MORE SOON.

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Chase Tomlinson's avatar

Lol this was awesome

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Phantom of the Mailbag's avatar

1 session and you already need to get a new couch

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Craig Morgan's avatar

Truth.

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Chris Cardinal's avatar

I agree with Greg: more listicles and mock drafts and legal weed. YOUR CONSTITUENTS, YOUR PUBLIC, DEMANDS IT CRAIG.

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Craig Morgan's avatar

Deadly combination.

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Joy G.'s avatar

This was great! I look forward to reading more Craig on the Couch articles

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Craig Morgan's avatar

The next one is already planned!

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Craig Stadler's avatar

If Clayton Keller is getting $7.1m per season, does Matt Barzal deserve $14.2m? They aren't even close in what they bring to the game...

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Craig Morgan's avatar

Had someone suggest to me that the Isles were getting this done without a No. 1 center which proved that the Coyotes could be doing it. Umm... Barzal is small, and probably not a franchise center, but he is definitely a No. 1 center.

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Craig Stadler's avatar

At least we got Strome out of the deal.... Sigh....

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Craig Stadler's avatar

I mean Schmaltz... Sigh again....

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Craig Stadler's avatar

When those comps are shown to Lou, it's going to be a battle negotiation.

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Todd in Phoenix's avatar

Lol at JOURNALISM 101. Way to set the bar for future installments of this series.

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Sheryl's avatar

Loved this. Next time you in Glendale, I'll take my beer and burrito. Though, I don't actually eat either one. Make it an iced tea and some chicken fingers.

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Craig Morgan's avatar

I don't like this trend.

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Craig Morgan's avatar

I don't like this trend.

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Paul's avatar

The illustration immediately made me think, "Who's your Columbian friend?" Even though I don't think there's anything particularly Columbian about it. Thanks, Jagr.

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Craig Morgan's avatar

Ha! One of my favorite on-the-job memories.

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Cathy Spitzer's avatar

Still chuckling..thanks for the morning pick me up

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Craig Stadler's avatar

AZCoyotesInsider w better cash flow than AZ Coyotes hockey club.

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AZHockeyNut's avatar

What an awesome idea and content. Not sure how the next one is going to top this

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Stu in DC's avatar

I remember that 2-for-1 night...i also hazily remember underestimating the capacity of the little plastic cups, doing the math in my head, and then realizing why i was gonna have to have the other fella do the driving later.

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